hootie pootie and shipkicker join forces

hootie pootie is back and the world is rejoicing. i even made her start a blog which i hear is going to be all about love and christianity. and making out with boys and going to second base. in fact, when me and pootie were in high school together, she had quite a reputation for being a makeout bandit. she kissed the boys and made them cry... oh jeez. there i go again telling other peoples secrets. there was this other time though, well, here, see for yourself....


and then there was.... .....and


i'd just like to point out my full on composure in every shot... yes this is how we do...
but if you'd like some inspiring words of wisdom, check out my other half at www.hootiepootie.blogspot.com. at least i think thats what it is. shes not as funny as me, but make her feel special.