roundhouse kicks for all this season

i am pretty sure i am the laziest blogger on the planet. well, second laziest, after hootie pootie. i had resignated myself to never blog again, but here i sit, rambling on about nothing as usual. its like a first love, that i will always have a special place in my heart for, but everytime i see it things get awkward and i never have anything to say. fuck that was a good analogy and i just made it up on the spot. i am fully aware that none of the words i am using fit the sentences they're in and are all spelled wrong, but as i am not notjoecheese with a dictionary and/or thesaurus sitting beside me (sorry buddy i gave you up. full of scandal) . there is no ending to that sentence either. just drops off. into nothing.
so i know that you are all dying to know what is going on in my life right now. but maybe you dont want to admit that you are dying to know. but its ok. its classified information anyway. although i am going to a snowboarding movie premiere tomorrow, and for those who know me, they know i have a soft spot for snowboarders. so it should get ugly. hootie pootie and i swore that we would never go to another premiere after the last one we went to, and a few before that where we almost died and had to drive home from whistler at 5 in the morning after our designated driver got hammered and we stole the keys. and the car. and another human. so here it is, a few years later, ready to rip open those old wounds just so we can get drunk and make out with some pro atheletes. did i say we? oops. i meant me.
so christmas is coming and i want a digital camera. the canon sd450 to be exact. so if anyone would like to get that for me, just let me know and i can arrange to get you my mailing information, or for those of you who already know where i live, just feel free to leave it on the door step. christmas eve is my favorite day of the year. no joke. it is great. my house turns into a shit show and everyone gets drunk, eats lots of food, laughs, crys, (well not really) and i never want it to end. and we listen to alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs. and this year, you are all invited. well, if you get me that camera you can come. otherwise, you might have to settle for the movie version when it comes out in 2016.
so as you can see from this post, i really have nothing too exciting to write about. or maybe i have a secret blog somewhere that nobody knows about and that is the one i put all the juicy stuff in like who i like and went to second base with and the results from the MASH game that i played that says who i am going to marry. but i dont. but if i did, youd never know.